There was a nice shoe store, and I was always looking for shoes that actually fit. Of course, as I walked around the store and found pair after pair of great shoes, they had nothing in my size. I finally gave up and headed over to the Hanes outlet, wanting to pick up some of the lace top thigh highs they always carry. And of course when I went over to that section they were out of the ones I always get.At this point I needed to pee and headed over to the ladies room - but when I got there I found a long line of mother's with small children waiting to use it (and mother's, with small children, in a public restroom, are an accident waiting to happen for anyone transgendered).So I gave up, headed back into my van, and peed in an empty water container I'd kept around for just that reason. Then I changed in the back, and traded in my jeans, sweater, and short boots for a small and very short black velvet slip dress (the garters and stocking tops were a good 6" below the dress hem) and a. “Well it appears a member of my congregation has stolen my bike” he replied.The elder said “If I may give you some advice you might get your bike back. Next Sunday preach on the 10 Commandments and when you get to ‘Thou shall not steal’ really emphasise it”.Well the next week they met again and the young pastor was once again riding his bike.“Well “ said the older one “I see my advice worked”. “Yes” the young pastor replied “I took your advice and preached on the 10 Commandments and when I got to ‘Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery’ I remembered where I’d left my bike!”Johnny’s teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg “E-G-G” “Very good” says the teacher.Peter says he had toast “T-O-A-S-T?” “Excellent”.Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him. “I had bugger all” he says “.
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